He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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