like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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