I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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