Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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