i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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