I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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