Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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