Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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