He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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