my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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