why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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