What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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