So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
this just has baby written all over it
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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