and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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