let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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