U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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