Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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