i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize