So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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