Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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