Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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