Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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