she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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