some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.