Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.