I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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