Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I deserve this hangover.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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