Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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