Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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