you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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