I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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