So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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