Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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