I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
