I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
the raccoons are back...
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