Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
where am i from again
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
