She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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