Your tits are I can't wait for
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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