I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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