I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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