This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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