BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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