problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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