I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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