sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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