just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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