ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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