her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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