Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Princesses don't give blow jobs
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
