Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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