Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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