ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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