I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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