that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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