Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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