If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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